She said a hey plow boy done ate half a cow And I still can hear your big old belly growl So I steamed up a fresh heap of broccoli for you You've got calories to burn and some pounds to lose
Well you can bring that broccoli with squirrel and dumplings Cause Cledus don't stop eatin' for nuthin'
She said I've cooked non-stop in this house for weeks Time to get your big butt up on somewhere's else to eat So I've been down to Shoney's four times today I hit the Sizzler and the Quincy's they were on the way
I 'bout blowed out my colon from buffet jumpin Cause Cledus don't stop a-eatin' for nuthin'
If you like love handles and big old buns I've pounds of passion and tons of fun I look like Flabio in my king-cab truck To look like Brooks and Dunn I need a tummy tuck YUUUUUCK
We got to find a little place where I can eat some more Before I start rollin' on this hardwood floor Heck down to Hooters break out the wings Then make a run down to the border I'm an eatin' machine
Fire up the stove and keep the fat clams comin Cause Cledus don't stop eatin for nuthin' If it's all you can eat then you'll see me runnin Cause Cledus don't stop eatin for nuthin' Tell Richard Simmons he can kiss my (bump-kin ???) Cause Cledus don't stop eatin for nuthin' Make my pies pumpkin And my donuts Dunkin Cause Cledus don't stop…
