Man behind me you don't know Likes it fast better than slow Hates the lin drum It's his foe Drumming one man show He's no M. I. T. grad Rearranging songs makes him mad
Hey Darrin throw that stick away You break two or three Every time you play
Stop the music stop the show Stop until I signal to go Clacking always in the street He's the master beat Obsessed with aliens He is my best friend
Hey Darrin throw that stick away You break two or three Every time you play Don't you worry you'll be endorsed one day Hey Darrin throw that stick away
My friend Darrin has a girlfriend She loves him so much even loves his furry hand He's a hockey fan the likes you'll never see Likes it so much hanky panky with Wayne Gretzky Star Wars video game he plays it like a pro Looks like Chewwy but thinks he's Hans Solo
Hey Darrin throw that stick away You break two or three Every time you play Don't you worry you'll be endorsed one day Hey Darrin throw that stick away Hey Darrin throw that stick away You break two or three Every time you play Don't you worry you'll be endorsed one day Hey Darrin throw that stick away
