(Fitzgerald) 2'40 I once had a girlfriend But then one day she dumped me And everywhere I go people would ask me where she was I don't want to talk about her Someone always asks about her So I tell them all: my girlfriend's dead I say it's leukemia or sometimes bulemia Or a great big truck ran her over and chopped off her I don't want to talk about her But someone always asks about her So I tell them all: she's dead I guess there's a part of me That lacks sympathy Oh, the looks on their faces when I tell them How she passed away I don't want to talk about her But someone always asks about her So I tell them all shes dead My girlfriend's dead (2x), you see It's a total lie but it's easier on me Than having to admit that she likes someone else My girlfriend's dead (2x), you know Please change the subject, I'm going to go Jump off a building and join her in heaven I don't want to talk about her But someone always asks about her So I tell them all: she's dead I once had a girlfriend But then one day she dumped me And everywhere I go people would ask me where she was I don't want to talk about her -----------¦ But someone always asks about her --------¦2x So I tell them all: my girlfriend's dead -¦
