His heart organ was where it should be His brain was in his arse His hand was well out of his pocket His psyche is in the hearth Has a snare which was weird Some time ago heard Kraftwerk in '81 Has a WASP synthesizer Real ale, make-up as well Sophisticate Whose synthesizer didn't get far In computer teaching job His dream girl sings adverts for Renoir perfume A fancied wit that's mere imitation of D. Bowie in Man Who Fell to Earth Whose causes and rags were phoenix-like They were vaudevillian-like They were comfort blanket-type Pogo in fact Gogo in fact Toto in fact He had a weak pisser And one night at darts match Decadent sandwich quaff He showed he was a big fan of double-entendre Saw Man Who Fell to Earth History of the World Man Who Fell to Earth History of the World, Part One twice each at least twice each at least twice each Mere pseud mag editor's father [* The official version listed under Hex Enduction Hour. ed.]
