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If I Owned A Midget lyrics
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Artist - Benefit
Album - Various Songs
Lyrics - If I Owned A Midget
There's pie in the sky and it belongs to me
I'm the legal owner of the recipe
The upper crust looks up to me
Didn't you know gang
We're beginning to see
That's why they call you Dandy
I rule this town with a velvet fist
Oh, yeah, that's our Dan
I got a sense of humour that they can't resist
It's our Dan
I give that plot a lemon twist
Oh, what a plan
Didn't you know gang
We're beginning to see
That's why they call you Dandy
The fact is, the fact is
The very celebrated man
Who created custard pie
Is directly related to me
Didn't you know gang
The Marquis De Meringue
Didn't you know gang
I was born with something more than an urge
I was born to manufacture the splurge!
Didn't you know gang
We're beginning to see
That's why they call you Dandy!
Didn't you know gang
It's a magical plan
That's why they call me (him) Dandy Dan!
Yeah!
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