Monterey Jack woke up in his shack on a Monday Monterey Jack had a little bitty snack of some elderberry wine Monterey Jack walked down the track, all the way to ol' Harley's shack Stuck his knife in ol' Harley's back And they say that's the way ol' Harley Davison died
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Ol' Jack Hoff was gettin' off in a doorway Ol' Jack Hoff was gettin' off with little Sarah Lee Ol' Jack Hoff was gettin' off when he mumbled and stumbled and started to cough And his vein went hard and he went soft And they say that's the way how ol' Jack Hoff O.G.'d
Spoken: You mean O.D. No.... O.G. Oh man what's that? That's when you O.D and you say Oh Gee!
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Tom McCann was sittin' in the sand by the ocean Tom McCann looked into his hand and found a jelly-roll Tom McCann was feelin' grand, all the girls were lickin' his hand He's a heel but man, oh man, everybody knows that Tom McCann's got soul
Spoken: Its over No it ain't No it ain't either, here it is again
