Proud to be a banker! I'm proud to be a banker! I'm proud to be a banker! ‘Cause I get to play with other people's money!
I'm having a lousy day I burned my toast And spilled coffee on my best shirt So I have to change and then I'm late for work So I rush into the meeting Where they are discussing what my future in the corporation is I don't really give a d*mn But I don't have another job so I lie and say: I'm proud to be a banker! I'm proud to be a banker! I'm proud to be a banker! ‘Cause I get to talk to stimulating people!
I open up my mail, hoping that it's not a bill But it's from the bank Saying that I only have 20 hours to go To contribute to my IRS before the taxes
So I run down to the bank But there's a 20-mile line-up I'm yelling I'm screaming I'm not wearing any pants! Aaah! Aaah! Aaah! Aaah!
I'm proud to be a banker! I'm proud to be a banker! I'm proud to be a banker! ‘Cause I get to screw with other people's lives!
I took out 40 bucks from the automatic teller It told me that I couldn't ‘Cause I just had 10 But that can't be ‘cause I just got paid on Friday
So I go down the bank Wait an hour in the line-up And I'm talking to the teller She says wait I'll get your last month's statement She comes back in 7 hours Says I've got some interest charges And a check from Uncle Bill That bounced they'll have to charge me 40 bucks For that the box I never opened And I don't have over-drag protection I think I'll die before I pay off all my auto loans I don't even own a car! Ah! Oh! Uh!
It's great to be a banker! I'm proud to be a banker! It's great to be a banker! ‘Cause I get to play with other people's money He's a banker! Would you please endorse this check? He's a banker! Do you have any assets? He's a banker! You should buy, you shouldn't rent! He's a banker! That check will cost you 50 cents! It will cost you 50 cents!
He's a banker and he's says it will cost you 50 cents! He's a banker and he's says it will cost you 50 cents! He's a banker and he's says it will cost you 50 cents! It will cost you 50 cents!
