A mason jar full of shine A CD of Leann Rhimes Is what I bought for our anniversary tonight Now here I stand with my petunias in hand And you've got a headache again
I hit a yard sale cut my toenails Trimmed my nose hairs just right I thought you'd be impressed By my new hunting vest But there's no chance tonight
It ain't the first time this year It'll be the TV and beer I about forgot what's its like to be here As I sleep on the floor While she sniffles and snores Did I shave my back for this
Oh man Aww woo This things duller than a dag burn butter knife
Now I'll bet she'll regret That she didn't let Me take her to that motel with a pool You know its so hard to find Free HBO and Showtime And them vibrating beds sure are cool
I souped up my RV Fired up my Flobee Trimmed my toupee just right I tried self tanning cream it turned my skin green Uh you know the directions uh said that it might
Well its a mystery to me Why she don't like Cledus T. Most find me hard to resist I'm wearing my brand new drawers And wondering what the heck for Did I shave my back for this
DEE-ANNA Did I shave my back for this Ohh ohh ohh (Coughs)
