Baby I wanna tell you all my hopes and dreams and fears But I'm watching television, could you get me another beer There's wrestling and pro football on, I hope you understand I must watch it all for I am a man
And a man has needs And a man has desires Eternal fires that burn, burn, burn And a man he bleeds And a man he perspires 'Til the stains show on his shirt
I missed our anniversary and the birth of our son It was beyond my control, my team was on a playoff run Oh baby, baby, baby, you mean everything to me But could you move your butt, you're blocking the TV?
Cuz a man has needs And a man has desires Eternal fires that burn, burn, burn And a man he bleeds And a man he does tire Gets sleepy and naps on the couch
(Heartfelt speech)
For a man has needs And a man has desires Eternal fires that burn. burn, burn And a man he bleeds And he shops at Canadian Tire And he always keeps his coupons
Yes, a man has needs And a man has desires Eternal fires that burn, burn, burn And a man he bleeds And a man he expires And he cried when Wayne Gretzky retired
