Well, meet me by the river that goes nowhere. Let me lay my sorry trip on you. Won't you meet me by the river, little darling'? I might just let you see my bad tattoo.
Well I was gonna bring you flowers, but I didn't. It's the thought that counts and I think I'm a bit too broke. But there's some change in my ashtray--maybe just enough to pay. For a half pint of somethin', probably make us choke.
CHORUS: Well you know I'd rather not go and meet your family. They'd probably send me back where I belong. Don't want to hear about Mr. Right. 'Cause he's out of town tonight. Baby come and spend some time with Mr. Wrong.
I drive a one-eyed Malibu without a muffler. And a tape deck that works if you kick it hard enough. And baby if you like to read, I've got some great pornography. And a ten pound flashlight rolling in the trunk.
CHORUS
Now, do you have a girlfriend and does she look as good as you? Would she like to meet my brother? He'll be out of jail in a month or two.
