Let me tell you now he sips, he quips Dreams a lot about sailing ships Wants to throw it all away Wants to have it back someday Love's fool, Sears tool Wants to win that football pool Spend it on some real good grass Disappearing oh so fast Tell my story pain and glory, guess my occupation Free and easy, warm and breezy Overnight sensation I got house pets, Learjets Tryin' to learn about bassinettes Oh Miss Piggy dance with me Let me take you to the sea Dreamsicle, big dill pickle High school honeys sure were fickle I'll be damned country ham, takes me back to Alabam Won't you tell my story, pain and glory, guess my occupation Free and easy, warm and breezy Overnight sensation Let me tell you now he sips, he quips Dreams a lot about sailing ships I'll be damned country ham, takes me back to Alabam I'll be damned country ham, takes me back to Alabama
