Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals) Ian Underwood (electric piano) George Duke (trombone) Jeff Simmons (bass, vocals) Aynsley Dunbar (drums) The Phlorescent Leech and Eddie (vocals)
Hi and howdy doody. I'm a union man You can call me Rudy. Any of you boys not paid up on your cards?
You know I'm pleased to meet ya Been tryin all day to reach ya The union's here to help everyone of you rock 'n' roll stars. Rock 'n' Roll stars.
You always know we care so much about the way they treat ya.
They say they got a lot of reasons every day..
Just to get A chance to meet you. To check and see No wrong been done That's one good reason I carry a gun.
I hope the bulge Don't bum you out. Wanna get a good look? Let me pull it right out! Let me pull it right out! Let me pull it right out! Let me whip it right out!
Hi and howdy doody. I'm a union man You can call me Rudy. Any of you boys not paid up on your cards?
You know I'm pleased to meet ya Been tryin all day to reach ya The union's here to help everyone of you rock 'n' roll stars. Hahahaha!
Welcome to Chicago Welcome to L.A. Welcome to our local here You'll always hear me say
The work is here; It's a couple a bucks. I'm sure you're glad to pay. Whip it out, here is your receipt Now I'll go away, now I'll go away... Now I'll go away, now I'll go away... Away-y-y! Away-y-y! Away-y-y! Doowah.
