Christmas is here, where did the time go? Got to load up the reindeer, put on my red suit and go I use to like Christmas, but every year it gets worse Getting gift to six billion people is just too much damn work Got the Christmas blues, man this job is killing me And most of these stupid new houses don't even have chimneys I use to be jolly, now I'm depressed Had a twinkle in my eye, now I've got a bullet proof vest Cuz if the pace don't kill me, some gun totting yahoo will They keep shooting at me like I'm some sort of big fat red criminal Got the Christmas blues, I'm starting to see That I gotta be some sort of loser to get paid in milk and cookies I've grown to hate kids, especially their mail Always asking me for stuff, well guess what I don't care, oh Maybe I'm getting cranky as I get old Cuz I feel like giving them all a big lump of coal Got the Christmas blues, man, enough is enough Next year you can find some other sucker to deliver this stuff Got the Christmas blues, I tell you I'm gonna quit And find me a steady job with good benefits
