Things don't look to good to me I feel I'm out of luck And all because of swollen glands And just one stupid fuck
This whacko came from Alabammy That's not where it's at And now your jock's been chasing me 'round With a great big baseball bat
Don't kick my ass Don't kick my ass Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no
Don't kick my ass Don't kick my ass Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no
Well I was in the mood for some lovin' bulk Not a wrassling match with a some big hulk And this here dude, he was an uncool cat And he beat me by my head with a baseball bat
Don't kick my ass Don't kick my ass Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no
Don't kick my ass Don't kick my ass Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no
Don't kick my ass Don't kick my ass Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no
Don't kick my ass Don't kick my ass Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no
When I got up from being beat to the ground I started itchin' around like a blue-tick hound And I was aghast at what I found The latest social disease that's been going around
I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass) I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass) I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat, bitch
I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass) I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass) I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat, bitch
I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass) I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass) I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat, bitch
I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass) I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass) I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat, bitch
