Please, mom you ground me all the time I know that I was right all along
And I'm hoping remember I'm a kid I know not what I did just having fun
You couldn't wait for something new and yesterday I thought of you it left me to think as if I couldn't walk away it's too late, I fell through
Nothing to lose a boy who went out when he finished all his chores nothing to do they can't trust me because I blew it once before
Shit, dad please don't kick my ass I know I've seen you trashed at least one time
Can I blame it on one of my dumb friends it's been awhile since I have used that line
You couldn't wait (you couldn't wait) for something new (for something new) and yesterday (and yesterday) I thought of you (I thought of you) it left me to think as if I couldn't walk away it's too late, I fell through
Nothing to lose a boy who went out when he finished all his chores nothing to do they can't trust me because I blew it once before
(Alright)
Nothing to lose a boy who went out when he finished all his chores nothing to do they can't trust me because I blew it once before
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Tom: Hey, uh, Mark. Mark: What, what the fuck do you want Tom I'm sick of hey Mark, hey, hey Mark, hey Mark, hey look at this, hey, look at, look at how I can make it bigger if I rub it, look at this, hey Mark, come here. Tom: No, seriously, Mark, hey, hey Mark. I wasn't really masturbating. I've never done that. I was, uh... I was inspecting my testicles for weird bumps. Mark: That's what you say. That's what you say if your parents ever catch you. I wasn't masturbating, I was just cleaning it and it went off. Tom: You guys wanna hear a song that I wrote about four days ago Cause you really don't have a choice, you might as well be into it. Mark: Yeah, you might as well act like you want to hear it cause otherwise we'll play it twice. Tom: Yeah, you bastards. Song goes like this.
