I don't like the things you like And you don't like the things I like She don't like the things they like So who the fuck is really right See a skinhead at a show Let him know he's got to go Fuck white power, the KKK A-S-S-H-O-L-E!
Everyone's an asshole My mom's an asshole You're a fucking asshole And I'm a goddamn asshole
Mom and dad, the Grateful Dead Major labels and straight edge Coors and school and roller blades God, Rick James and Oakley shades Fishing, Wayne, silly jocks Nazis, midgets, new tube socks L.D. from M.R. R. And fucking Zeppelin Man
Hippies, harleys, Pearl Jam Chili peppers, case of Spam Riot grrls, Ponch and Jon Squash and pork and carmel flan We hate these things We hate you, too Go fuck a monkey in the zoo Oscar Meyer has a way with B.O.L.O.G.N.A.
