Dressed up for a big date Like Halloween day but it was Fourth of July now A car crash with a suitcase and a painted face She was one of a kind She wears a plastic crown like Cinderella And roller skates in bed
Crash rides the greyhound from his hometown When he comes around 'cause they don't let him drive now Mixed up as a milkshake But make no mistake Crash is looking a star
Chorus: You and me We're invincible together We can be so tragical, whatever Dressed up just like ziggy but he couldn't play guitar Captain Crash and the beauty queen from mars
Share a toothpick, trading lipstick Watching traffic for days at the diner Holding hands, making big plans Playing Superman, he was wearing eyeliner Another local legend and his longtime lucky charm
Chorus: You and me We're invincible together We can be or so tragical, whatever Dressed up just like ziggy but he couldn't play guitar Captain Crash and the beauty queen from mars
They're drunk on love as you can get Getting high on lust and cigarettes Living life with no regrets At least they're gonna try to fly
Chorus: You and me We're invincible together We can be so tragical, whatever We're Sid and Nancy Fred and Ginger Clyde and Bonnie Liz and Richard Kurt and Courtney Bacall and Bogie Joltin' Joe and Ms. Monroe Here's captain crash and the beauty queen from Mars there like you and me Captain crash and the beauty queen from mars
