The other night, I was sittin' around watching scary movies When all of a sudden... DUN DUN DA DUH! the phone rang I picked up the phone and the voice said Aye aye budow DUN DUN DA DUH! And I said Who is this? and they hung up DUN DUN DA DUH DUH! Not long after, the phone rang and I picked it up and the voice said Hey did you bawanah ahooba snahhh....... And then they hung up DUN DUN DA DUH! But this time I was thinkin Boy oh boy am I ever frightened DUN NA DEH DEH! So I called the operator and said Could you please, very kindly, trace the next call and call me back, and tell me who's calling me? Dun dun da dah! And the operator said Please deposit 25 cents DE NE NE NE NE NEH! And I said Are you nuts? DUN NA NUH NUH, NA NA NEH! The phone rang again, and sure enough, the voice said Bedo awoooooh I gotta And then they hung up And then the operator called and said The last call came from your house! BUH DEH NA DEH DEH! And I said Somebody's in the house! OH NO! DUN NA DEH DUH! And then the operator said Oh wait wait I'm sorry, I was looking at your number! And the last call actually came from the old crazy house down the road... And I said Oh that's Crazy Joe and I wonder what he wanted? BUH DE NA DE NAH!
