Well, I'm a damn straight shootin' man Ride with a gun in my hand Lookin' for a girl who'll understand Don't want responsibility I don't care about holes in jeans I gotta get out tonight and see Hope I don't get in a fight Just because I grabbed some nice ass that don't belong to me
I met a woman that said I stunk I got a speed stick, damn you're drunk
She felt good round her ass and thigh She grabbed me low, I grabbed her high Said, Take me backstage, pretty please Just let me finish up this here drink Sat there about to change my mind When she turned and said, Honey child!
Take me drunk, I'm home Take me drunk, I'm stoned Take me drunk, wanna bone! Take me drunk, gotta phone! Take me drunk, where's my car? Take me drunk, am I far? Take me drunk, what's your name! Take me drunk, is this a bar?
Had to think just a little more This chick was beginning to bore Didn't know if she was gonna score That was when I started to ignore I don't care about holes in jeans I gotta get out tonight and see Hope I don't get in a fight Just because I grabbed some nice ass that don't belong to me
