She never leaves the house Without a royal blush She slaps on the pancake And it's never too much Old - Blue Eyes on the hi-fi Now ain't that a scream Max - make-up for the Beauty queen She's got an affair with a King size mirror The lighting's just right Your perfect deceiver Cosmetics on standy fakin' A dream - max make-up For the B- queen. Black stockings and pink cigarettes Lips high-gloss-pigeon-blood red 10 inch lashes and the finishing touch A string of pearls And a Mickey Mouse watch! My - my - maximum make-up Turns me on and makes me hot My - my - maximum make-up Don't you ever take it off?! At the end of the day - When the face runs down Finally gets tired of ... Lookin' like a clown Mascara smears - Time for cold cream Max - make-up for the B- Queen! My - my - maximum make-up Turns me on and makes me hot My - my - maximum make-up Don't you ever take it off?!
