My girlfriend left me a month ago I hope she gets hit by a truck She split and hurt my big ego Now there's no one to kiss I hope she dies I hope she dies I hope I hope I hope she dies I hope she dies I hope she dies She used to say she loved me true Now she's gone and I'm so blue She's gone she's gone She's really gone The lubey juice is moving on I hope she dies I hope she dies I hope I hope I hope she dies I hope she dies I hope she dies Let me tell you about this chick that dumped me The hound Seriously I dug this woman I really really did She was deep you know Had a lot on the ball you know She was everything a man could want She fulfilled my every fantasy Even the one about jello And this woman chose to leave me To leave me But hey, it's all cheese anyway. I hope she dies I hope she dies I hope I hope I hope she dies I hope she dies I hope she dies I want her home in bed with me Instead of out and running free I need my baby yessiree Lying here on top of me I hope she dies I hope she dies I hope I hope I hope she dies I hope she dies I hope she dies Yeah.
