I am a dull and simple lad Can not tell water from champagne And I have never met the queen And I wish I could have all that he has got I wish I could be like David Watts
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And when I lie on my pillow at night I dream I could fight like David Watts Lead the school team to victory And take my exams and pass the lot
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He is the head boy at the school He is the captain of the team He is so gay and fancy free And I wish all his money belonged to me I wish I could be like David Watts
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And all the girls in the neighborhood Try to go out with David Watts They try their best but can't succeed For he is of pure and noble breed
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