They calal me Robert Petry and I live in New Rochelle With my wife Laura and son Richie but now My life's a living hell cause CHORUS I tripped over the ottoman One too many times I tripped over the ottoman Until I lost my MIIIIIIIIIIND I was head writer for Alan Brady Maybe you've seen his show It's now funny and it makes my ears bleed This week's guest star isn't Danny Thomas Our special guest star is Death! Once I laughed at Buddy's jokes but Now my life's a living hell, 'cause... CHORUS Marey Amsterdam can make a sane man crazy Morey Amsterdam can make a nice guy kill Morey Amsterdam can make a sane man crazy Morey Amsterdam can make a nice guy kill What did you bring me Daddy? What did you bring me Daddy? What did you bring me Daddy? WELL, I BROUGHT YOU DEATH! --------------------------------------------------------
