I'm here to address a forest of plaques that state, There's nothing as precious as a friend. I've had encounters with the beast that will stick with me 'Til the end. They'll approach you when you're unaware, or vulnerable, Or in despair; Like when you're home, alone at night. They'll slither in Asking you questions about your life. F is for the forceps I need to get the truth out of your mouth. R is for how you raped me, and it felt good. I E stands for example taking the only think I care about in the whole world and saying it's yours. N D stands for now I'm independent. And when they've got you in a trance, they'll take What you've got through their hypnotic glance, But if you're strong, and don't give in, their coiled Embrace will break. They're such a friend. F is for all the faces that you own (Hint; More than one). R is for what a really, really, really big coward you are. I E stands for example being disgustingly nice to my face, then going out and speaking ill of me behind my back. N D stand for now dammit, that's a friend. You thought I'd be easy prey, but I am too well-armed. You thought you could take what's me, But I caught you off-guard
