Rodriguez shuns Robby's house Cause his girl was called a field mouse And this was not acceptable Rodriguez taught him now It was a shower he'd been needing A shampooing was his greeting He feels the scars from the swirly His clothes were soaked... and how! Like an lifeguard with no clothes In the guard room 'Manda froze (Chorus) *What has he become An icon for the summer staff What has he become He never faced Scott's fearful rath What has he become In a bad room stuck with Melvin What has he become Spoke his mind, looked out for us all Yes, he rarely did have any cares at all Helene and Tom left him scarred for life He wanted her to be Craig's future wife This guy could make us all laugh with his good stories Melvin and him made a great pair of roomies* Robby has his tick-tacs Eventually the bed cracks For once again Melvin's gone on A super hungry streak With work waiting next morning Melvin gave no warning That he would eat all of them, The bed was just too weak. An intriguing Robby kid Kept us guessing... he did (Chorus) What about Jen? What about Kris? What about Nikki Clark? What about Julie, Carina, and other girls?
