Saturday night 'nd you're still hangin' around You're tired of livin' in your one horse town You'd like to find a little hole in the ground For a while... So you go to the village in your tie-dye jeans And you stare at the junkies and the closet queens It's like some pornographic magazine And you smile...
But Captain Jack will get you high tonight And take you to your special island Captain Jack will get you by tonight Just a little push 'n' you'll be smilin' La da da Oh yeah yeah
Your sister's gone out she's on a date And you just sit home and masturbate The phone is gonna ring soon but you just can't wait For that call... So you stand on the corner in your new English clothes And you look so polished from your hair down to your toes But still your finger's gonna pick your nose After all...
But Captain Jack will get you high tonight And take you to your special island Captain Jack will get you by tonight Just a little push 'n' you'll be smilin' La da da Oh yeah yeah
So you decide to take a holiday You got your tape deck and your brand new Chevrolet Ah but there's no place to go anyway And what for... You've got everything but nothing's cool They've just found your father in the swimming pool And you guess you won't be going back to school Anymore...
But Captain Jack will get you high tonight And take you to your special island Captain Jack will get you by tonight Just a little push 'n' you'll be smilin' La da da Oh yeah yeah
So you play your albums and you smoke your pot And you meet your girlfriend in the parking lot Oh but still you're aching for the things you have not got What went wrong... And if you can't understand why your world is so dead And why you've got to keep in style and feed your head Well you're twenty-one and still your mother makes your bed And that's too long...
But Captain Jack will get you high tonight And take you to your special island Captain Jack will get you by tonight Just a little push 'n' you'll be smilin' Yeah Captain Jack will get you by tonight Yeah Captain Jack will get you by tonight
