Gazing out the window of some big girder bird Down on mother nature's face, torn-up twisted absurd I wondered what the chances where that you were down there looking up at me
Ah, we're as silly as geography Silly as geography You and me We just can't get it right You're a function of my latitude Let's end our little warring feud How I wish you would come home Or I'll come there to you
People will tell you what to do, where your head should be They don't tell me nothing I ain't already heard before or better said We all want focus, we crave company but We're cross-eyed and punchdrunk from too much scenery From our battles with geography
Silly as geography You and me We're a lot like real estate But the state you're in is never real It's one helluva rare raw deal How I wish you would return
We're silly as geography Silly as geography You and me We just can't get it right You're a function of my latitude Let's end our little warring feud How I wish you would come home Or I'll come there to you
