[Wyclef:] Hello, boys and girls. Welcome, to Wyclef Words of Wisdom. Have you ever been sitting in your house at two o'clock in the morning and you get a mysterious phone call from a girl that you don't know (A female begins talking sexy) Now, hold on, think with your mind and not with your pistol. Cause if you invite her over this is what might happen:
[Cop:] Freeze! Put your hands in the air! [Wyclef:] Officer, you don't understand. She called me. I was sleeping. I was minding my business. [Cop:] I don't give a flying fuck about two bits about a piss. You're fuckin' guilty. (Yes, yes) [Wyclef:] Nobody's protected.
