MICHAEL: Hi, Andy. Thanks for joining us. Do you wanna ... you wanna sing a song together?
ANDY: Sure! Is it a sweet song?
MICHAEL: Yeah, it's real sweet.
ANDY: O.K.!
[They laugh.]
MICHAEL: In this friendly, friendly world With each day so full of joy Why should any heart be lonely?
ANDY: My turn! In this friendly, friendly world With each night so full of dreams Why should any heart be afraid?
The world is ...
MICHAEL ANDY: ... such a wonderful place To wander through When you've got someone you love
MICHAEL: To wander along with you
ANDY: O.K., now take every second word! With ... MICHAEL: ... the ... ANDY: ... sky ... MICHAEL: ... so ... ANDY: ... full ... MICHAEL: ... of ... ANDY: ... stars
MICHAEL: And ... ANDY: ... the ... MICHAEL: ... river ... ANDY: ... so ... MICHAEL: ... full ... ANDY: ... of ... MICHAEL: ... song, Every ...
ANDY: ... heart ... MICHAEL: ... should ... ANDY: ... be ... MICHAEL: ... so ... ANDY: ... thankful It's a friendly world! Don't you think so, Michael?
MICHAEL: Yup!
TONY: Oh yeah?! What's so friendly about it?!! This is Tony Clifton, and, and I demand a part in this song! I'm just as big a part of the movie as these guys are! And, and I will not sit back while some sought-after Colonel Kurtz wanna-be, uh, uh has his day in the sun! I think he's enough boring! I think, um, uh-uh, Michael here should, uh sit this one out! At least the next verse, or so!
ANDY: Is that O.K., Michael?
MICHAEL: O.K.
ANDY: I don't think you have a choice.
MICHAEL: (laughs) O.K.
TONY: The world is such a wonderful place Ha! to wander a-through! Ah, when you've got someone you luh-huuuv Ah, to wander along, ah, with yooo-hoooooo! O.K., you go...
MICHAEL: With the sky so full of stars ANDY: And the river so full of song MICHAEL: Welcome back, Andy. Every heart should be ... MICHAEL ANDY: ... so thankful
ANDY: Thankful for this friendly, friendly world Thank you, Michael!
MICHAEL: Thanks, Andy!
ANDY: Thank you all for this friendly, friendly world!
TONY: Thanks for nothing! K, where's the girls? They in a chopper? The guy's got a chopper, right?
