Oh, it really wasn't my intention To disregard convention It was just an impulse That had to be obeyed.
Beacon Hill behavior we've been scorning But I'll still not go in mourning Though my reputation Is blemished, I'm afraid.
What's done is done But wasn't, and isn't it, fun
Honestly, I thought you wouldn't. Naturally, you thought you couldn't. And probably we shouldn't. But aren't you kind of glad we did?
Actually, it all was blameless. (of course it was) Nevertheless, they'll call it shameless (I suppose) So the lady shall be nameless (thank you) But aren't you kind of glad we did?
Socially, you'll be an outcast Obviously, we dined alone On your good name there will be doubt cast With never a sign of any chaperone.
No matter how they may construe it (it'll be the wrong way) Whether or not, we have to rue it (we will) Whatever made us do it Say, aren't you kind of glad we did?
Honestly, I thought I couldn't. Naturally, I thought I wouldn't. And probably I shouldn't. But aren't you kind of glad we did?
Dinner was quite above suspicion Milk in the glasses when they'd clink Listening to a tired musician But what is it Mrs. Grundy's going to think?
That I'm a bounder, a rounder, a cad, a Boston blighter When speaking of me, she'll be no politer Oh let's turn to something brighter Whatever we did, we're glad we did
