(Michael Bethke) This is a song about the White Hen Decapitator. Killed his co-worker with a chef knife they used in the store. And for some reason he cut off his co-workers head. Took a price gun and stamped it like a loaf of bread. White Hen Decapitator - He cut off his co-workers head. White Hen Decapitator - With a knife that they made sandwiches. White Hen Decapitator - Then he ran out of the store. White Hen Decapitator - Of the Burnham Illinois store. When the customers came in they couldn=B9t believe their eye=B9s Because waiting for them on the shelf was a big surprise. A head with a price tag and something carved on the forehead. Then the police caught him a few blocks away as he fled.
