Ol' MacDonald had a farm ee-eye-ee-eye-oh And on this farm there was a chick purtiest chick I know with a little curve here and a little curve there this chick, she had curves everywhere Ol' MacDonald had a farm ee-eye-ee-eye-oh
And oh, this chick, she had a walk ee-eye-ee-eye-oh and how this walk would drive em wild swingin' to and fro with a little wiggle here and a little wiggle there man, this chick had moves to spare Ol' MacDonald had a farm ee-eye-ee-eye-oh
When she went walking into town ee-eye-ee-eye-oh the local gentry popped their eyes tarnation! What a show! with a gol-dang here and a gosh darn there Heavens to Betsy, I do declare! Ol' MacDonald had a farm ee-eye-ee-eye-oh
There was a barn dance Saturday night ee-eye-ee-eye-oh and fellas came from miles around just to see her do-si-do With a promenade here, and a promenade there at a square-dance, man, this chick's no square Ol' MacDonald had a farm ee-eye-ee-eye-oh
I used to be a travelin' man eeeee-eyeee--oh until I hit MacDonald's place things were mighty slow with a little chick here and a little chick there I didn't have a real chick anywhere Ol' MacDonald had a farm ee-eye-ee-eye-oh
This farmer's daughter knocked me out ee-eye-ee-eye-oh I asked MacDonald for her hand and he hollered go with a little curve here and a little wiggle there a gol-dang here and a gosh darn there a do-si-do here and a promenade there I got my own private county fair Ol' MacDonald had a farm ee-eye-ohhh hi- aaay
Ol' MacDonald had a farm ee-eye-ohhh hi- aaay
That's right, MacDonald! It's all or nothin', baby!
