You think we look pretty good together? You think my jeans are made of leather? Well I'm a substitute for another guy I look pretty tall, but my heels are high Simple things you see are all complicated Look pretty young but I'm just backdated Substitute your lies for fact I see right through that Satan crap I look all white but my dad was black My fine lookin' suit's really made out of sack
I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth North side of my town faced East and East was facing South And now you dare to look me in the eye Those crocodile tears that you cry A genuine problem, you won't try to work it out at all Just pass it by Pass it by
Substitute
Me for him My coke for gin You for my mom At least I'll get my washin' done
