Zangler She's so full of trickery, Life is bitter as chicory, Bitterness fills my cup.
Bobby I'm sorry you brought that up. Once I thought I'd search around For the little church around The corner, but now I see.
Both It never was meant to be.
Zangler Once she used to praise me.
Bobby Why is she so high hat?
Zangler Boy, does she amaze me.
Both Tell me what causes that?!
Bobby When I'm away from her I start despairing.
Zangler You ought to know by now what causes that! I'm growing balder from the hair I'm tearing.
Bobby You ought to know by now what causes that! When she keeps on brushing you aside Oh gosh, you're all at sea! You go contemplating suicide -- It's much too much for me! You're not so dumb that you don't know the answer. Loving her is what causes that!
Zangler If I should climb the Brooklyn Bridge and jump off.
Bobby Oh, I suppose you'd ask what causes that? If I should get a gun and bump this chump off.
Zangler Oh, I suppose you'd ask what causes that?
Both Really you don't have to mope around And burn up as you do, There's a cannon and rope around, There's lots of poison too! I'm very blue of late and there's a reason:
Zangler Loving her...
Bobby Loving her...
Both Is what causes that! I'm very blue of late and there's a reason: Loving her is what causes that! ...Is what causes that! ...Is what causes that! ...Is what causes that!
