This is the Good Ship Lifestyle All my friends jumped ship I elect me the captain This is the loneliest voyage I've ever been on Up in the crow's nest - Over there! I see land! First mate? There is no first mate... This is the Good Ship Lifestyle Sail away from the world So steer a course A course for nowhere And drop the anchor My little empire I'm going nowhere I'm going nowhere I'm going nowhere I'm going nowhere This is the Good Ship Lifestyle I fly my very own flag TV dinners for one At the captain's table Repel all boarders! Draw the curtains tighter! Where's the crew? There is no crew... This is the Good Ship Lifestyle So steer a course A course for nowhere And drop the anchor My little empire I'm going nowhere I'm going nowhere I'm going nowhere I'm going nowhere
