Wasssermann Und Fisch lyrics

Artist - Gall France

Album - Various Songs

Lyrics - Wasssermann Und Fisch

Part 1

This is a song, that uh,

Theres a lot of Christmas songs out there,

But not too many about Chanukah,

So I wrote a song for all those nice little

Jewish kids who dont get to hear any Chanukah songs,

Here we go...

Put on your yarmulke, here comes Chanukah

Its so much fun-akkah to celebrate Chanukah,

Chanukah is the Festival of Lights,

Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights.

When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree,

Heres a list of people who are Jewish, just like you and me:

David Lee Roth lights the menorrah,

So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah

Guess who eats together at the Karnickey Deli,

Bowzer from Sha-na-na, and Arthur Fonzerrelli.

Paul Newman's half Jewish; Goldie Hawn's half too,

Put them together, what a fine lookin Jew!

You dont need Deck the Halls or Jingle Bell Rock

Cause you can spin a dreidle with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock, both Jewish!

Put on your yarmulke, its time for Chanukah,

The owner of the Seattle Supersonic-ahs celebrates Chanukah.

O.J. Simpson, not a Jew!

But guess who is...Hall of Famer, Rod Carew, (he converted!)

We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby,

Harrison Ford' a quarter Jewish, not too shabby!

Some people think that Ebeneezer Scrooge is,

Well, hes not, but guess who is: All three stooges.

So many Jews are in show biz,

Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is.

Tell your friend Veronica, its time you celebrate Chanukah

I hope I get a harmonica, on this lovely, lovely Chanukah.

So drink your gin-and-tonic-ah, and smoke your marijuan-ikah,

If you really, really wanna-kah,

Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah

Part 2

Put on your yarmulke

Its time for Chanukah

So much funnaka

To celebrate Chanukah

Chanukah is the festival of lights

Instead of one day of presents

We get eight crazy nights

When you feel like the only kid in town

Without a Christmas tree

Here's a new list of people who are Jewish

Just like you and me

Winona Ryder,

Drinks Manischewitz wine

Then spins a draydle with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein

Guess who gives and receives

Loads of Chanukah toys

The girls from Veruca Salt and all three Beastie Boys

Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish,

Courtney Love is half too

Put them together

What a funky bad ass Jew

We got Harvey Keitel

And flash dancer Jennifer Beals

Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish

And yes her boobs are real

Put on your yarmulka

Its time for Chanukah

2 time Ocsar winning Dustin Hoffmanaka

celebrates Chanukah

O.J. Simpson

Still not a Jew

But guess who is,

The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo

Bob Dylan was born a Jew

Then he wasn't

but now he's back,

Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish

'Cause we're pretty good in the sack.

Guess who got bar-mitzvahed

On the PGA tour

No I'm not talking about Tiger Woods

I'm talkin' about Mr. Happy Gilmore.

So many Jews are in the show biz

Bruce Springsteen isn't

But my mother thinks he is.

Tell the world-amanaka

It's time for Chanukah

It's not pronounced Ch-nakah

The C is silent in Chanukah

So get your hooked on phonica

Get drunk in Tijuanaka

If you really really wannaka

Have a happy happy happy happy Chanukah!

Part 3

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