[chorus:] Spam It's pink and it's oval Spam I buy it at the Mobil Spam It's made in Chernobyl Spam
Now when I was a child My family was so poor They didn't have the finer things in life to eat So we had a plan In a big blue can The government substitute for meat
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To get me to eat it at dinner They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner He was a winner that never knew defeat And when he got hungry When he got hungry He cracked open that special treat It was
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S-P-A-M Don't you know it's my best friend S-P-A-M Again and again and again
S-P-A-M Don't you know it's my best friend S-P-A-M Again and again and again and again
So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R There's one meat by-product that's best by far It's
