I want to tell you, I might as well do About a girl I met back in May Her name is Rita And you should see her When she goes Ooh wakka doo wakka day
She's got a brother like any other Who got his nose caught Inside a gate And when they freed him It so relieved him He just went Ooh wakka doo wakka day
You wouldn't think to look at me That I was strong but underneath It all I really am And just prove it why only the other Day I picked a needle up with one hand
Now up in Bradford A chap named Radford While taking part in a local play Was intercepted and then suspected of going Ooh wakka doo wakka day
ay ay ay Who's that lady I saw you with? It was not your wife It looked to me suspiciously like Some I'd had never seen before In my life ...Do..do...do
It's not surprising when You come to think of it Just what it is that makes people swear You only have to sing the wrong bleepin' thing And there'll be bleeping every bleeping where.
Now if you love me You're not above me And if you don't well What can I say Except will see then You come to tea then you can go Ooh wakka doo wakka day
