I saw an old woman in a wheelchair On the highway yesterday I saw an old woman in a wheelchair On the highway yesterday And as I asked her to pull over To make sure no truck would hit her She smiled and mumbled, 'okay, whatever you say.' And I said, 'I wonder why.'
She said, 'Girl, you're so naive And you're too young to understand I am now chasing my husband Stan A pale man in a black suit came to take him In trade for a cup of tea A pale man came to take him away from me'
And I said, 'I see,' (and I really did) 'You go and chase him, go ahead And when you catch him will you send him my love And tell the pale man to make sure To call before he comes to take me too. To take me too.'
