Hello boys and girls. Welcome to your De La Soul readalong storybook! When you hear this sound... * ...that means turn the page. And now we begin our exciting adventure of... De La Soul is Dead.
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PLAYGROUND HONEYS: - Oh my God, Vanilla Ice... - He's so fly! - The boy is so good. - Did you see his body? - He could dance too. - He could. - He's better than any rapper I ever seen! - And plus his dancers! - He's so jammin'!
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JEFF: Yo, what's up? HONEYS: Yo, Jeff, where you been, man? JEFF: Guess what I just found, I just found a De La Soul tape in the garbage. HONEYS: For real? Let's hear it! JEFF: No! HONEYS: Aww, be like that!
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MISTA LAWNGE: What's up, cocksnot? How ya doing, buddy? HONEYS: Cocksnot? You gonna let him call you that? Sucker! JEFF: Leave me alone! LAWNGE: What do we have here? JEFF: Nothing! LAWNGE: Listen, you little Arsenio Hall gum having punk! HONEYS: Oooh! You let him call you Arsenio! Oooh! LAWNGE: I want the tape! JEFF: It's mine! HONEYS: Oh, he played you! Jeff's getting played! Jeff! Jeff! Bodyslam him, Jeff!
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LAWNGE: Now! I've got the new De La Soul tape! Hey dicksnot, buttcrust, get over here! D.J. AUB: What's up baby? MASE: Coolin'! LAWNGE: I just got this De La Soul tape, man, slamming. Where's the box? The box! MASE: So, yo, let's get with the shilsnihilsnobilsno! AUB: I got the bidox, let's do this like Brutus!
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...28. For those who have all four answers correct, you will recieve a specially selected Grand Prize. Thanks, and goodnight, for Three Feet High and Rising, this is Don Newkirk.
