Donald and June enjoyed their brief honeymoon Then they came home to lead the big baby boom June wanted boys, so Margie wore short hair and corduroys Soon they had Claire then Linda and Louise, a matching pair June liked boys
Donald and June they put some money aside But all in four years they gave away three brides June spent it all. Donald tried to keep each wedding small When they were broke he offered Claire a thousand to elope Claire said, 'Nope'
If things were different for Donald and June Then things wouldn't be what they are Where did they go right And how did they ever come, so far
Donald and June had finally emptied their nest They planned a long trip and then a couple year's rest But Claire had a spat and turned up with her suitcase and her cat Marg moved next door, now she won't need day care anymore And the twins had twins
If things were different for Donald and June Then things wouldn't be as they are Where did they go right And how did they ever come, so far.
