Unemployments rising In the chigley end of town. And it's speading like pneumonia; Doesn't look like going down. There's trouble at the fire station; Someone's head to sack. And the lads with homes and the larger schemes Get rid of Captain Black.
Tell B. C. McGarry To get himself a mate. And Ahmed tells the C. S. Gas They're gonna be out late. {? Will has had cankers forming in ?} since 1966. And throws subversions in the air The shape of flying bricks!
Chorus: Someone get a message through To Captain Snow That they better start assembling The boys from the Balzac. Keep Mrs. Honeyman right out of sight, 'Cause there's gonna be riot Down in Trumpton Tonight.
All this aristocracy Has really got to stop. We could overthrow the surgery And kidnap Doctor {? Muff! ?} And {? ?? ?? ?? ?} the Socialist Who stormed the market square And make plans to assasinate Our autographic mayor!
Winding militant leaders {? Bypass Congress ?} into war With {? ?? ?? ?? ?} and {? ?? ?? ?? ?} They smash the town hall door. But Snorty and the boys arrive With one by air-strike ??? ?? ??? ??? they bring about A military coup.
