I've got some buddies and we all drink bleach you know we practice what we preach We're not a drunken bunch of frat boys drunk on beer or a stoned bunch of hippies with no careers I wanna drink bleach with a Georgia Peach
My pals and I all drink Clorox or eat Snowy right out of the box Teenage suicide rate shot high and we understand the reason why Bleach does more than whiten socks
Don't you wanna hang out with the bleach boys baby in a land where ministers murder golf pros? Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?
Maybe there'll be a party at the beach We'll bitch about life and chug-a-lug bleach No ones getting high and no one's getting drunk we got a case off bleach stashed in the trunk. I wanna die with clorox within reach.
I'm very proud of the respect I've earned and my voice is very deep 'cause my throat got burned. Bleach keeps you young so I've been told 'cause no one who drinks it lives to be old Drink it with a chaser is the first thing I learned. Don't you wanna hang out with the bleach boys baby in a land where midgets run for mayor? Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?
I had 26 friends in the beginning but now it seems our numbers are thinning Some people drive fast others love to bet still others snort coke in a private jet. But drinking bleach is my way of winning.
