Looking at your teeth - we will find What plaque means to you Search your arse - search your hole When we find plaque there we will search for more Don't tell me it's not worth brushin' for You can't tell me it's not worth smilin' for You know it's true Everything you do - you do it for stew
Look into your flab - we will find There's nothin' you can't hide Take me as I am - take my ham I would give it all - I couldn't sacrifice Don't tell me you don't eat pies no more You can't help it - there's nothin' you want more You know it's true Everything you do - you do it for stew
There's no top - like carrot top And no other - could get hairy There's no-one – on this planet Who can have - an afromole
Oh - you can't tell me it's not worth flossing for you can help it – brushing's not a bore Yeah, we brush ‘em for you – we'd eat pie for you All the while for you - Yeah we'd shave it for you You know it's true Everything you do - Ohhh, you do it for stew
