I came in as the sun came up She glared at me over her coffee cup She said where you been, so I thought real hard and said, I fell asleep in that hammock in the yard She said you don't know it boy but you just blew it I said well that's my story and I'm stickin' to it
That's my story, that's my story Well I ain't got a witness I can't prove it but That's my story and I'm stickin' to it
Well I got that deer in the headlights look She read my face like the cover of a book, and said Don't expect me to believe all that static 'Cause just last week I through that hammock in the attic My skin got so thin you could see right through it And I started that's my story and I'm stickin' to it
That's my story, that's my story That's my story, that's my story Well I ain't got a witness I can't prove it but That's my story and I'm stickin' to it
You know time comes when a wise man knows the best thing That he can do is just look her up in the eye And beg for mercy and face the bitter truth
Well honey me and the boys played cards all night Wasn't no hanky panky not a woman in sight And I know I shoulda called and baby I'm really sorry Let's get a cellular phone then you won't have to worry You know how much I love you and darling I'm ready to prove it And that's my story and I'm stickin' to it
That's my story, that's my story That's my story, that's my story Well I ain't got a witness and you know I can't prove it but That's my story and I'm stickin' to it
You know I ain't gonna do a thing Unless you approve it and That's my story and I'm stickin' to it
