Well, I don't think I can handle this A cloudy day in Metropolis I think I'll talk to my analyst I got it so bad for this little journalist It drives me up the wall and through the roof Lois and Clark in a telephone booth I think I'm going out of my brain I got it so bad for little miss Lois Lane
Lois Lane please put me in your plan Yeah, Lois Lane you don't need no Superman Come on downtown and stay with me tonight I got a pocketful of Kryptonite
He's leaping buildings in a single bound I'm reading Shakespeare in my place downtown Come on down town and make love to me I'm Jimmy Olsen not a titan, you see He's faster than a bullet stronger than a train He's the one who got lucky, got his cape around miss Lois Lane I can't believe my dilemma is real I'm competing with the man of steel.
