I was driving around in old Mexico, I got lost and didn't know which way to go, I was confused, it was late and I was in a fog, I ran over the Taco Bell dog.
I felt that smush and I said, Oh mama My low rider crushed that little Chihuahua. I prayed for forgiveness in a Synagogue, I ran over the Taco Bell dog.
If I am caught they will put me in a cell with 20 locks, Unless I can pin it on Jack in the Box. I'll be whipped, then beaten and then I'll be flogged, I ran over the Taco Bell dog.
His last words were, Yo quiero el médico , I flattened that pup, to Hell I would go. I should of skipped driving and gone for a jog, I ran over the Taco Bell dog.
