COLIN ZEAL KNOWS THE VALUE OF MASS APPEAL HE'S A PEDESTRIAN WALKER, HE'S A CIVIL TALKER HE'S AN APFABLE MAN WITH A PLAUSIBLE PLAN KEEPS HIS EYE ON THE NEWS, KEEPS HIS FUTRURE IN HAND AND THEN HE
[CHORUS] LOOKS AT HIS WATCH HE'S ON TIME YET AGAIN HE'S PLEASED WITH HIMSELF, SO PLEASED WITH HIMSELF, HE'S PLEASED WITH HIMSELF AH AH.
WHILE SITTING IN TRAFFIC, COLIN THINKS IN AUTOMATIC HE'S AN IMMACULATE DRESSER, HE'S THE COMMON AGGRESSOR HE'S A MODERN RETARD WITH A LOVE OF BOMBLAST KEEPS HIS EYE ON THE NEWS NEVER DWELLS ON THE PAST AND THEN HE
[CHORUS]
HE'S A MODERN RETRARD, HE'S A TERMINAL LARD, HE'S AN AFFABLE MAN WITH A CARROTENE TAN BECAUSE COLIN'S ZEAL IS ILL.
