I never thought it could happen With me and the girl from Clapham Out on a windy common That night I ain't forgotten When she dealt out the rations With some or other passions I said you are a lady Perhaps she said I maybe
We moved into a basement With thoughts of our engagement We stayed in by the telly Although the room was smelly We spent our time just kissin' The Runway Arms we missin' But love had got us hooked up And all our time it took up
I got a job with Stanley He said I'd come in handy He started me on Monday So I had a bath on Sunday I worked eleven hours And bought the girl some flowers She said she'd seen a doctor And nothing now could stop her
I worked all through the winter The weather brass and bitter I put away a tenner Each week to make her better And when the time was ready We had to sell the telly And make evenings by the fire And little kicks inside her
This moring at 4:50 I took her rather nifty Down to an incubator And thirty minutes later She gave birth to a daughter Within a year a walker She looked just like her mother If there could be another
And now she's two years older Her mother's with a soldier She left me when my drinking Became a proper stinging The devil came and took me From bar to street to bookie No more nights by the telly No more nights nappies smelling
Alone here in the kitchen I feel there's something missing I'd beg for some forgiveness But begging's not my business And she won't write a letter Although I always tell her And so it's my assumption I'm really up the junction
