you know i used to be a bad girl, i got busy in the bathroom at my highschool prom. yeah i used to be a dancer at the local strip club but now i know my right wing from my wrong. yeah yeah yeah
i really used to be a bad girl, i had a threesome with my sister and her boyfriend tom. i know i used to be a real wild child, but now i am a volvo driving soccer mum. a volvo driving soccer mum
really used to be a bad girl, i got busted for possession of my wizard-shaped bong i used to love to do the things they'd tell me not to do but now i'm different, now i sing a new song
i really used to be a bad girl, i got gang-banged in the bathroom at my highschool prom yes i used to be a real wild child, but now i am a volvo driving soccer mum
na na na na volvo driving soccer mum na na na na volvo driving soccer mum
wo oh wo oh where you are the porn stars go, when the lights go down i wonder where all the porn stars go coz when you need one they are never around i think they moved out to the suburbs and now they're blonde, bland, middle-class Republican wives they all have blonde, bland, middle-class Republican children blonde, bland, middle-class Republican lives
where do all the porn stars go when the lights go down? i think i know where all the porn stars go they all become Volvo-driving soccer mums
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